We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
