After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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