are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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