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I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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