If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize