just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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