so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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