If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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