therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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