My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Are we still banned from the library?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We have started to decorate penises.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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