He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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