I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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