The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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