She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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