found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
tell me about the fingering
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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