So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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