im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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