you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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