I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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