On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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