Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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