...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Just cropdusted the office
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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