i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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