so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
