i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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