I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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