with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Two words: blizzard sex
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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