You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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