scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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