Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Randomize