I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So vagazzling was a success
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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