did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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