Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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