He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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