Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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