Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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