Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
well, you know. whores of a feather.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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