He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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