Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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