The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i just google imaged poop.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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