he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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