So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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