i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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