I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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