Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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