I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
no you cant smoke seaweed
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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