i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
