Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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