I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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