i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
