You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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