I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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