xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
